Cat blogging at its finest

Sarah, the resident feline, tells me my blog isn't cat friendly enough. I'm not "representing." I had nothing to do with this, I swear, I'm only her secretary/archivist today (Oh, and by the way, she wants you all to know that yes, her grammar is usually impeccable, but cats that lolspeak get the gold.) She says...

If I has blog, it look sumting leik dis

Nomming a cheeto. I don't have thumbs to pick up a cheeto, so I trained the hooman.



Possibly the saddest hat in the world. Do. Not. Like:



According to this test on Catster, my celebrity match is Gwen Stefani. Sweet! How do they know I also have a troop of Harajuku girls following me around?

I'm lying. I has my own Hello Kitty bag, tho:



Film Noir Kitteh:


Ready for my close-up.