This is a bulleted-type post, and it's on a Friday...

But that doesn't mean it's a Friday Top Ten.

Short little snippets are so 2006.

Shit From An Old Notebook
I know it's not even close to November, and I should train myself to write "in the off season," but I was digging through some of my notes from last year's NaNo and came across this gem of a line:

"It's like the Shroud of Turin, but in waffle form."

WTF?

(I had a Jesus joke in here that probably pushed the boundaries of taste just a little too much, so I, um, edited it. Yep, I'm going straight to hell.)


Because I Never, Ever, Talk About My Cat
I think she's eating bugs.

Not that shouldn't be that concerned, or surprised, but this is sort of a new development. Who knows? Maybe she's been chowing down on creepy crawlies for years and this is the just the first time I've caught her. Her insect of choice is the common house spider. That's just... blech! I'm not knowledgeable when it comes to spiders, but I'm assuming they aren't the poisonous kind.